Keith Privette's Dossier

So the gals over at http://lookingglasslane.com/ threw out a little challenage! I accepted it!

Now I know it was for the ladies but if you read further below you will understand why I plunged in! I challenage you to do your own. It really puts your strengths and yes some of weaknesses out there for you to view and others, that is ok. I hope you get the same feeling that I got after doing this. Hey I am not all that bad, life is actually ok and you know what I am aloud to have flaws!

Thank you ladies of Looking Glass Lane you inspired an unintended demographic!
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Looking Glass Powers:The ability to get people to talk and laugh about things that are weirdly funny. Normally they would not laugh out loud, but I can make um.
The ability to have people tell me things. I have a face that people like to talk to or is it because I am the vault! The vault contains many stories that have been burried because people just need to get things off their chest.
The ability to have plutonic relationships with woman. Yes guys we can and they are quite enjoyable because guess what they see and feel about things differently.
The abiltity to drive in any major city and get you there fast, in one piece, but maybe a little shaken

Dress-up Closet: Mossimo: Causual cloths for the summer are so comfortable and durable (RV lifestyle you need durablity).
Calvin Kline: It is my superhero professional suit.
T-Shirts: Any brand any saying any color funny the better

Disguise: Beard, T-Shirts, and Cargo Shorts. When not wearing my superhero costume people hardly recongize me.

Go-To Gadget: My G1 by T-Mobile it is my little key to the kingdom in where I play. You can reach me through any communication channel you wish IM, tweet, email, FB, text, oh and actually call and do voice to voice

Vice: A really good cheeseburger! I know they are not good for me but I would take that everytime to each with fries oh course. I have a couple others but…….maybe when we know each other better and you can witness first hand…..ok out of the gutter!

Magic Potion: COFFEE I can have it anytime with any person at any coffee location. It is so easy to grab and have a conversation!

Battery-Recharge Hub: Sitting in front of a campfire after a long day of Social RV’ing with my wife. Kids are in bed, fire is perfect amount of logs, and we can relax together talk or just enjoy silence, but oh course I always ask a weird off the wall question or comment and we laugh or spark a conversation!

Bratty Spoilers: Meetings with no action items or solving of problems. The meeting before the meeting and the meeting after the meeting and still nothing gets done. oooops read this more like what is my kryptonite........

Owners Manual: Sorry I don’t think I came with one and the technical writers don’t even know where to start. If I had to go with one thing to get you started watch every episode of Seinfeld atleast 7 times and you strached the surface.

Weapon: My Driver in my golf bag. I can drive for show! The putt for dough still working on. Second My car. Just drive with me once and you either love it or you never do it again. That gets me out of car pooling!

How he gets to the Lane: Dodge Durango that handles and drives like a sports car (its got the 5.9 liter engine). Need to get somewhere fast in one piece but a little shaken I am your wheelman!

Nemsis: The Status Quo, NaySayers to Innovation, Passive Agressiveness

Secret Ambition: To be on the Pro Golf tour. Or RV full time and get paid for it. Thinkin a TV show about family RV’ing, how to or not to do things RV’ing, things families can do while at different places. Producers call me family 4 ready to give everything up to RV full time and be filmed. Oh wait what was that divorce rate of married people on reality shows……oh wait this is informative and educational not drama. Ok maybe we are safe!

CREATE YOUR OWN DOSSIER:
So many of you have wanted to create a dossier of your own so I have provided the nuts & bolts...The rest is up to you!!

(cut and paste into the comment section)

Name: (alias will also do)
Looking Glass Powers: (list a few abilities...think big)

Dress-up Closet: (what are the signature items in your wardrobe)

Disguise: (what do you don to go be noticed go unnoticed)

Go-To Gadget: (what item or device do you arm yourself with at nearly all times)

Vice: (what would you hide from your parents)

Magic Potion: (what is your cannot do without liquid and why)

Battery Recharge Hub (where to you plug in, get energ, re-establish you)

Bratty Spoilers: (when in a fit, what makes you all betta)

Owner's Manual: (What defines you in print, what illuminates you)

Weapon: (What is your tool, your device, your method)

Nemesis: (What are you up against, what challenges you)

Secret Ambitions: (What would your six- year-old self say you should grow up to be)

Post to your blog and then tweet with #lookingglass hashtag